farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

(via ritalinlyn)

hopeless-dreamer00:

reschultzed:

so i blinked that many times but nothing happened. is something supposed to happen?

nobody tell 

hopeless-dreamer00:

reschultzed:

so i blinked that many times but nothing happened. is something supposed to happen?

nobody tell 

(Source: ofwolvesand-men, via drakatzen)

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(Source: isaidnopeeking, via ritalinlyn)

(Source: beckyybarnes, via archerquotes)

godbless-st-cyr:

A compilation of my favourite ‘little stories’ from tumblr.

- Part 1 || Part 2

(via witchyguy)

operationfailure:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

My favorite thing is that he doesn’t telegraph it at all. He never tenses up, never flinches, just waits for the giant rat puppet being hurled through the air to take him down. Great performance.

(Source: thegameofscones, via lizzieraindrops)

theredkite:

vixyish:

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

Also, it’s not “the proof is in the pudding,” it’s “the proof of the pudding is in the eating.” As in, you can only tell whether it’s actually good by tasting it.

(Since it’s a British phrase originally I’m pretty sure it’s “pudding” as a generic word for what Americans would call “dessert”.)

And “the exception proves the rule”. ‘Proves’ meaning ‘tests’. The exception puts the rule to the test, passing the test involves accounting for the exceptions, possibly by modifying the proposed rule.

(via histrionicintrovert)

cookiekitten91:

davethedjstrider:

madamewo:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.





I lost my crap over this

I think I’ve already reblogged this before but who cares.

cookiekitten91:

davethedjstrider:

madamewo:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?
There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.

I lost my crap over this

I think I’ve already reblogged this before but who cares.

(via promountains)

shinga-tumblr:

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

(Source: iraffiruse, via runningoncoff33)

I would just like to share that the general manager at our store started this thing where we all wear our pink shirts on Wednesdays.

gayrea51:

bisexual? looking for positive, accurate representation in media? boy have i got some upsetting news for you

(Source: aliensglitter, via ifangirledandicantgetup)

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

(via thraranduil)

detourthroughlife:

PUPPIES. I WANT ONE SO BAD.

(via lizzieraindrops)