Alex. 25. Baltimore. I ENJOY THINGS. The things I enjoy most of all are movies, books, history, food, cocktails, tea, writing, listening to eclectic music, cyberpunk, urban fantasy, Brit-coms, Harry Potter, Firefly, Doctor Who, Star Trek and absolutely ANYTHING involving Sherlock Holmes, especially adaptations, fanfiction and crossovers. I'm a lover, a writer, a critical thinker, a casual shipper, and a die-hard Troper. I'm here to make friends and drink whiskey. And I'm all out of whiskey.
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ON HIATUS until May 19th. I will return then to flail and squee over the Elementary and Doctor Who finales with all of my lovely Internet friends (read: you. Yes, YOU).
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So there’s only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.
(Source: handaxe)
(Source: iraffiruse)
Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
(Source: thesickestjokes)
it’s frightening how wizards can kill people, with only using two words
it’s frightening how muggles can kill people without using any words at all
According to word of god, if a wizard with a wand went up against a Muggle with a shotgun, the Muggle would win.
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)
*unable to stifle laughter in public place*
SELFIE
finnick-lost-his-trousers-and:
finnick-lost-his-trousers-and:
true story
Guys I don’t think you realise that this is by far my proudest achievement
“Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.”
(Source: ourenchantedparadise)
hey guys I made a helpful thing
Am I allowed to bring back my own post because I posted this before my follower explosion and I’ve seen a few people worrying about this since then so here you go
“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”
Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”
PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.
I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.
REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT OH GOD
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
So I saw this post and I couldn’t help myself
will probably reblog this for the rest of forever
It’s the fact that it says ‘fiyah’ on the gif omfg
Michael Gambon is made entirely of ham.
don’t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they don’t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you’d rather forget. but you can’t say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. they’d know how insecure you really are. so instead you just laugh it off, and hide the pain you feel inside.
(Source: tornating)
All right. Which one of you beautiful Avengers fans in this world made this.
THIS MADE ME CRY WITH JOY
This is perfection…
