shredophile:

risaellen:

Neil deGrasse Tyson on how unrepresentative our representatives are

Tyson/Nye 2016

TYSON // NYE 2016

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Couldn’t find any wineglasses.

Couldn’t find any wineglasses.

iquitelikeditactually:

Guess who almost had a panic attack at work today because her former boss from [REDACTED] decided to do a spot of midday shopping at [neighborhood grocery store].

CAN YOU GUESS

It took me all afternoon to recover from that bullshit, and I’m emotionally exhausted, and now I’ve had dinner so it’s time to start drinking and maybe watch something funny.

casbean:

true love

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nakedmonkey:

megadragonite:

boatfucker:

vsvptayty:

#AskThicke

WE KNOW HE WANTS IT

These are perfect

DAAAAAAAMN 

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flameraven:

andythanfiction:

liquid-pickle:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Oh my god

I don’t even know this fandom and this is cool.

Reason #999 why the cartoon will always be ONE MILLION PERCENT better than that travesty of a movie. They did so much research and put so much detail in you don’t even notice.

Bonus trivia: Toph got a unique martial arts style to match her distinct version of Earthbending (Southern Praying Mantis style, I think) which the creators found out later was (according to legend) invented by a blind woman. Totally a coincidence, but still so fucking cool.

(If you don’t watch the show, Toph is both blind from birth and the best damn Earthbender in the world. Also, GO WATCH THE SHOW.)

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thefilmfatale:

Game over, man! Game over! #sdcc #aliens

thefilmfatale:

Game over, man! Game over! #sdcc #aliens

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spvandi:

this is unbelievably important and no one really realizes it

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Guess who almost had a panic attack at work today because her former boss from [REDACTED] decided to do a spot of midday shopping at [neighborhood grocery store].

CAN YOU GUESS

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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perfectly-imperfect-carlos:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Cecil when he is forced to attend another intern’s funeral

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Send me a ♫ and i’ll put my itunes on shuffle + give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up!

(Source: bakrua, via daftalchemist)

"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad."

Terry Pratchett {Lords & Ladies}

This, to me is the most chilling paragraph in any Discworld novel.

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